Yo yo yo! All...you...sucka MCees ain't got nothin' on me. From my grades to my rhymes, you can't touch Kevin G. I'm a mathlete, So a nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard, I'm like James Bond the Third. Sh-sh-shaken not stirred, I'm Kevin Gnapoor. The G is silent when I sneak through your door and make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me 'cause the next time you see her she be like "Oh! Kevin G..."
You make me smile like the sun, fall out of bed Sing like a bird, dizzy in my head Spin like a record, crazy on a Sunday night You make me dance like a fool, forget how to breathe Shine like gold, buzz like a bee Just the though of you can make me wild Oh, you make me smile <3
I just want you to know that I was planning an epic reblog response to your “I Just out-did Dominic. I made 100, not 32.” post.. but my computer hates me and decided to delete it all. Just before I have to get off the computer. So. I will redo that tomorrow night, or in the near future! :D
1. You were convinced your Furby would kill you while you slept 2. you think Mr. Feeney would be the best teacher ever 3. Are You Afraid of the Dark? still gives you nightmares 4. Teletubbies still creep you out 5. you think Pluto is a planet 6. you can successfully insert the Capri Sun straw on the first try 7. you learned how to use your computer before your parents did 8. you came close to administering a lethal dose of cootie shots 9. you were surprised when Lance Bass came out of the closet 10. you say Hakuna Matata to relieve stress 11. the graphics in Toy Story are still amazing 12. Harry Potter was the first book you enjoyed reading 13. you’re still jealous of Matilda’s powers 14. you wish Jumanji was a real game 15. you still think your way out of Yoshi Valley in Mario Kart 64 was the fastest 16. you refuse to believe yo-yos were popular when your parents went to school 17. Austin Powers is a better spy than James Bond 18. your parents thought South Park was a shitty influence 19. the only boxing worth watching involves the biting off of ears 20. you still hate Angelica Pickles 21. Free Willy still makes you cry 22. you learned how to spell from a VTech 23. you know every word to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song 24. your parents still won’t buy you Lunchables 25. you use the Clinton definition of “sexual relations” 26. your scary story is a rip off of Goosebumps 27. the fact that the black Power Ranger was African-American and the yellow one was Chinese doesn’t bother you 28. you still wonder why anybody would want to be called Scary Spice 29. your Tamagotchi is still alive 30. roller skates suck and roller blades are awesome 31. you still “rewind” movies instead of “fast-backward” 32. you still want to go to Jurassic Park even after seeing the movie 33. the end of Men In Black still makes you wonder 34. Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? isn’t just a rhetorical question 35. you wish the Magic School Bus was real 36. the ending to the Sixth Sense still surprises you 37. You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, Selena, and John Lennon died. 38. You know that “How Rude!” comes from Stephanie from “Full House” 39. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early 40. on a Saturday to watch cartoons. 41. You remember reading “Goosebumps” 42. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. 43. You danced to “Wannabe” by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.) 44. You still get the urge to say “NOT” after (almost) every sentence…Not… 45. You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together. 46. You remember when super nintendo’s became popular. 47. Two words… Trapper Keeper. 48. You never got injured on a Slip ‘n’ Slide 49. “Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back” SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show 50. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players 51. You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere
52. You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles 53. NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYS WERE THE BEST MYSTERY BOOKS 54. Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff! 55. All your school supplies were “Lisa Frank” brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.) 56. You remember a time before the WB. 57. You know the Macarena by heart. 58. “Talk to the hand” … enough said 59. You thought Brain woud finally take over the world 60. You always said, “Then why don’t you marry it!” 61. You remember when everyone went slinky crazy. 62. You remember when razor scooters were cool.