December 2010
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Hi. I'm a fuck up. Don't get attached. I'm just...
November 2010
So, it all started normally.
Amanda, who I haven’t seen since 5th grade, my brother, and I all went to a movie and everything was:
But as soon as we got home Amanda was like:
And I was just like:
But I wasn’t feeling it so I told her we should go watch a movie in the living room and we were like:
And I left the room for FIVE FUCKING SECONDS and when I came back she and my...
It was an interesting day of sorts.
So, Amanda was here. And I’m pretty sure she and Alex fucked.Yes, fucked, because that’s really all it was.They just met. Which is actually funny because she kissed me about two hours prior to that. That is fucked up. FUCKED UP I REPEAT. Seriously, that’s just a;skfjda;lfkjd. I can’t even. Who the fuck does shit like that? People say I’m messed up, but compared to...
Did I mention that I finally watched Harry Potter yesterday?
I wish I was going shopping for Black Friday. But I’m not. And it upsets me. A lot.
Why does no one love me?
I've actually always been pretty bad at saying...
Fuck. I wanna see you. And hug you. And make you...
Reblog if you were born naked.
I’m rebloging this because i wasn’t born naked
“We all have the potential to fall in love a thousand times in our lifetime. It’s...”
– Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story by Chuck Klosterman (via thechocolatebrigade)
THE ONLY THING THAT'S SAFE IS APPLES....Look, now... →
Is there nothing safe that I can eat anymore? o.O
ohmrsheffield:
30 Days - Never Shout Never
...
WHY DOES MY STOMACH HURT.
FUCKING WONDERFUL
yarlott:
I want to steal her. She wants me. I need her.
I'm so fucking, unbelievably excited for...
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I don't really know hahahaha.
You: HI
You: HELLO
Stranger: hey
You: MEOW
Stranger: purr
You: BARK
Stranger: woof
You: OINK OINK
Stranger: squeal
You: CHIRP CHIRP
Stranger: tweet
You: RAWRRRRRR
Stranger: grrrr
You: RAWR MEANS I LOVE YOU IN DINOSAUR
Stranger: awww
You: Jk it means "i'm gonna eat you!"
Stranger: o noooooo
You: But it's otay because I'm not a dinosaur. (:
Stranger: phew
You: You're saved... for now >:)
Stranger: i think you're harmless
You: BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE!
lovesicklullaby-:
...
after I've spent the day with you,
ceejaai:
and we have to go home, i’m all like
sometimes even,
but inside i’m like..
“don’t go..”
“Well it was just a dream,
just a moment ago.
I was up so high,
lookin’ down...”
– B.o.B “Don’t Let Me Fall” (via gigglymexicans)
Have you ever texted someone
imjustaboywithadream:
purrcock:
starrynightsandfistfights:
And they took forever to text back, so you checked what time you sent the text, calculated how long it took for them to reply, and tried to make them wait longer before you send your next response.
MY ABSOLUTE LIFE
I thought I was alone!
Idek hahaha
Me: She's sooo pretty!
Brother: She's Asian!
Sister: She could be from China!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh dumbass
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This Time by Jonathan Rhys Meyers
I’ve...
“Because the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live,...”
– On the Road, Jack Kerouac (via sourbritecrawler) 