Instead of cleaning my room, I’m spamming all of you with pictures of things I find. Yup. This is what my New Years has been reduced to.
My future scares the shit out of me.
How teens and adults text
hannahcrash: wadeseagrave: Expectations: Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Reality: Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out? Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff This is the most true thing I have ever posted. For real.
africans: yo mama’s so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever and its very inspirational good for her
How I Get To Spend My New Years
So, my abuelita had this tradition of cleaning before the new year so everyone could start the year off clean. She used to tell my mom that all debts have to be paid, apologies made, house cleaned, everyone showered, and so on before the end of the year so that it’s truly a brand new year. Because of this, my mom is now making me clean my room and the room I use as my closet. Joy. Happy New...
Sometimes I wonder if I have a low self-esteem or if I’m confident. I know my weakness—it’s true, I have many—but I also know my strengths—this my much is true: they are enough. And I guess the real truth is in beauty of it; in the way we can be strong and frail all at once, ugly and breathtakingly beautiful, and somehow still just humans…and maybe that’s...
There is some kind of a sweet innocence in being human - in not having to be...– C. JoyBell C. (via selfinspiration)
radiobread2: what if the jeopardy theme song played everytime you masturbated until you came
Adding a "haha" or "lol" so you don't seem as...
I am a fan.
Staying awake in order to harvest my watermelons...
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I’ve ever known.– Chuck Palahniuk (via -imtoosexyformyself)
Tea, tea, tea....
Is it sad that my mom makes a huge tea pot just for me everyday?
And now you're only in my memories...
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
this is pretty sad