❒Single ❒Taken ✔Can't date anyone because you're...
To all you bitches with my name in your mouth, do...
When someone on Tumblr is really kind to you.
baby-owl: “Why don’t I know you in real life?!”
mermdick: scenequeen123: dekky: My life is now complete. Feel free to watch, complete your own lives and reblog. This video is much better than videos of bitches crying for attention and shit. This sloth knows how to travel in style. i just want this on my blog omg i just choked I wish I could move around like this.
I'm sick of seeing so much hate.
Well. I feel like jizz today. Awesome sauce.
Awesome Zombie-Proof House
hhhipster: fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: daylp: It looks awesome enough in normal state. And then, Zombie Apocalypse? No worry. Maximum security has been designed. This is dope
She didn’t like to be talked about. Equally, she didn’t like not to be talked...– The Children’s Book, A.S. Byatt (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)