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Read It. Read It and Be Informed. Because, You... →
^this so much.
Why do people make a big deal out of showing skin?...
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suck-my-diizniick: My phone bill is over $200 I’m going to die As soon as I look at my phone bill, my heart slowly sinks and then…
When someone sits there telling me how vulgar I...
Instead of making “it’s the little things” that make you feel all warm and fuzzy, why doesn’t someone make “it’s the little things” that piss me the fuck off ad make me wanna bitch slap you? I’m sure there’s more.
The term "promote" kind of scares me. Like, are...
Maybe it’s just me though.
When your computer thinks it's okay to shut off...
suddenly i realize
ainsleylaughingalonewithsalad: a post of mine is getting notes i run off taking a cab to the harbor i arrive just in time to see the post leave i wave goodbye to it, yelling “safe travels friend, don’t upset any social justice bloggers” as my post sails away towards the horizon
Sometimes I wonder why I’m so funny.
When you smell weed →
most-awkward-moments: I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile. Lololol
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.