alanaldas: my grasp on the english language ranges from college professor to drunk walrus
When I look back at what thirteen year old me posted, I can’t help but laugh at myself. And when I’m twenty and look back at what seventeen year old me posted, I’ll probably laugh at myself too.
I hate when your scabs get wet and they turn into a mushy looking version of dandruff growing on your arm. Dafuq.
Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to...– Lemony Snicket (via we-allhaveastorytotell)
The internet is so convenient
tebbie: crimson-firecat: senorbumface: seetosee: what the fuck should I make for dinner what the fuck should I listen to now what the fuck should I do today what the fuck should I do with my life where the fuck should I go for drinks what’s the fucking weather Wow. That sure is fucking convenient. Well holy fuck. Internet, you’re the bestest.
philosopherintraining: Fuck, I want you to love me. Love, I want you to fuck me.
everyonesahero: does anybody else just like research things for fun like you’re curious about something so you go read the whole wikipedia article on it and then read all the stuff the wikipedia article references and go to the library and read some books on it until you have all this new knowledge about a subject that actually has no real bearing on your life you were just kind of interested...
fraxures: yo august slow the fuck down man